[Israel.pm] The Naming of Cats (was Re: Variable Naming)

Jason Elbaum Jason.Elbaum at freescale.com
Mon Jun 7 21:39:41 PDT 2004

Advice on variable naming from a great American poet (and anti-semite...)


The Naming of Cats - T.S.Eliot

     The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
         It isn't just one of your holiday games;
     You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
     When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
     First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
         Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
     Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey --
         All of them sensible everyday names.
     There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
         Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
     Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter --
         But all of them sensuble everyday names
     But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
         A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
     Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
         Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
     Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
         Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
     Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum --
         Names that never belong to more than one cat.
     But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
         And that is the name that you never will guess;
     The name that no human research can discover --
         But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
     When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
         The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
     His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
         Of the thought, of the thought of his name:
             His ineffable effable
     Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

© 1939 by T.S.Eliot
© 1967 by Esme Valerie Eliot

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